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• Found some 5-year-old axe bodyspray in my gym bag; used it; smell like date rape.
• Plotting my hilarious facial hair for tomorrow.
• RT @joeyonan: It's true, it's true: 'Top Chef' coming to Washington. We'll give you more details as soon as we get them. http://ow.ly/1hxhB
• @mathewi for a site w/ good enough content I put up with it but usually I don't subscribe and figure someone else'll link to the best stuff.
• Update: SeamlessWeb caught on that I found the URL sneakily, vetoed my order. But their customer services was very helpful so I love them.