Everyone knows that white people love websites with stupid premises.

March 1, 2008

I was looking over Stuff White People Like the other day. For the three people who haven’t already seen it, it’s a funny critique of white [liberal, rich, self-centered] people, if a bit heavy on the low-hanging fruit side of white person self-loathing (and wait a second, who doesn’t like Netflix?). Anyway, a few days later I was reading Bill “the Sports Guy” Simmons’s most recent column and saw him threaten to move to Canada.

So why not just go the extra step and put together a SWPL/Simmons mashup site? Take every Simmons column and cross reference every time he mentions something that White People Like (e.g., “Bust a Move”, Holy Cross, indie music, and of course Steve Nash). Of course, his columns would end up more links than plain text. It might be easier to just start posting his full columns at SWPL.

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