Your daily “mysterious object not a severed limb from a fictitious beast” story.

Date February 21, 2007

Foot Found at Dump Not Bigfoot.
Foot Also Not:

  • The Tooth Fairy

  • Chupacabra

  • Galactus, Destroyer of Worlds

  • John Gotti

  • Lock Ness Monster

  • The Holy Grail

Foot is:

  • A skinned bear foot. SPOOKY!

I guess anytime you find something strange in a -sylvania you have to assume the worst. I’m just relieved our long national nightmare is finally over.