Ms. Dewey is odd.

Just go Ms. Dewey and search for “blockbuster video.” Isn’t that a charming rant? I’m not even sure what she means, but I don’t think she’s a big fan of P. Diddy. Another fun search is “how to hold hands,” which, well, betrays a fundamental confusion about Texas Hold ‘Em (i.e. that you have to deal all the cards before determining a winner). I also enjoyed “how to catch alligators.” Anyway, this strange and choppy site has been brought to you by Microsoft.

Try your own searches and let me know if you come up with anything cool.