An epic victory.

Hosannas are in order, for the Redskins have vanquished the mighty Texans. This masterful performance is sure evidence of a season-long domination of all our rivals. A Super Bowl win is all but assured.

Our fearless, rocket-armed quarterback completed 24 passes for well over 130 yards, and Clinton Portis played a full game without getting injured. Chris Cooley had at least 18 yards receiving. I haven’t checked the stats, but I bet we even had a sack or something.

Yep, there’s no other way to look at it–after beating the Texans, the Redskins have proved their mettle. They won’t lose again.