Redskins Panic Begins*

We need:

• A secondary.
  That was the sorriest pass coverage I think I’ve ever seen. Aren’t we supposed to be good at defense? How did we give up 250 passing yards?
• A pass rush.
  Drew Bledsoe. Drew Bledsoe. Drew Bledsoe. Drew Bledsoe.
• A $@#! quarterback.
  Brunell has reverted to his 2004 form. He’s a “mobile quarterback” who runs the forty in half an hour and he’s got the accuracy of a Mississippi child’s standardized test answers. He simply can’t hit his receivers. He’s like Eli Manning, except for the part where Manning gets bailed out by hilariously-stupid defensive penalties when the game should by all rights be over. It’s time to hand the ball to Campbell and hope he doesn’t get eviscerated by LaVar Arrington.

The good news is that our punting game is looking pretty good. Practice makes perfect, I suppose.

^* Yes indeed, I am posting this before the game is over. I wanted to put it up at halftime but it seemed like a violation of my duty to have faith in a Redskins comeback (especially after last year’s game in Dallas).