Entries from July 2006

Apparently they still publish new stuff in McSweeney’s.

Date July 29, 2006

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, NinjaTuesday, March 14

All day long I am made to sit in a cube. All I wish to do is leave this cube. Yet, each time I leave for restroom break, I return to find turtle figurines strewn about my desk by anonymous office clowns. [...]

Travel update

Date July 28, 2006

I’ll be in New York this weekend. I’m busy tonight and Saturday night, but I’m free all day Saturday. So if you will be there and want to hang out, let me know.

One Hit Wonderful

Date July 27, 2006

I’m listening to the Cardigans’ album, Gran Turismo, the follow-up to their fairly big hit album, First Band on the Moon (remember “Lovefool”?). This album basically sank without a trace upon its release in 1998, but it’s really good. The Cardigans certainly seemed like a deserving one hit wonder candidate—”Lovefool” was catchy and cute in [...]

Woody Allen:Mortality::Kevin Smith:Loserdom

Date July 26, 2006

I enjoyed Woody Allen’s last movie, Match Point, and I’m looking forward to his new one, Scoop. The publicity campaign for Scoop has Allen giving interviews all over the place, and this one, from the Washington Post, is pretty interesting. Not that Allen was ever reticent about his neuroses, but it seems like he’s pretty [...]

New blog colors!

Date July 24, 2006

Yeah, thrilling, I know. Anyway, the header is still a disaster but hopefully this palette is easier on the eyes. Substantive post someday.

Please don’t antagonize the skeleton.

Date July 21, 2006

Oh man. Ellen Pompeo (the completely unsympathetic main character in Grey’s Anatomy) is a total B (you know what that stands for, internet). Who knew her real accent made her sound like a jersey skank? Spend your weekend thanking the lord that you’re not dating this harpy:

Can you believe that, internet? Not only does her [...]

Back to the drawing board.

Date July 20, 2006

Word on the street is my new color scheme is “repugnant.”

I’ll see what I can do this weekend.

New York visit and other information!

Date July 18, 2006

I’m going to be in New York City in a couple of weeks (July 28th or so). Will you be there as well?

Also, my desktop PC at home has been acting up lately—a Windows file got corrupted and I nearly lost all 60 gigs of music I have on that thing—so I just bought an [...]