1. I went to Fenway on Monday night to watch the Nationals commence part two of their anti-Yankees strategy. They did a great job. Fenway is, in fact, a beautiful stadium and I had a great time despite the extremely drunk moron who sat next to me and screamed horrible things directly into the ears of several toddlers. Fenway Franks are pretty good. If you sit in right field, you’ll probably want to bring some sunglasses for the first couple of innings.
2. My iPod died yesterday, and today I went to the Apple store and they replaced it, no questions asked. I am excited about my opportunity to not allow the screen to get terribly scratched up this time. The bad news: 1) I had to pay $30 because it was more than 6 months into the warranty; 2) I had to choose between waiting 2 weeks for them to re-inscribe it or taking my replacement without one, so it’s goodbye to my incredibly witty inscription.
3. I won tickets to an early screening of Superman on Monday, so you can expect a half-assed crappy review sometime thereafter.

Those were the Things You Should Know. I hope you enjoyed them.