After the first Red Sox-Yankees game of the season at Fenway last week, when he went 0 for 4, Damon joked that he’s still helping the Sox win games. This got me thinking… what if JD and Theo Epstein (Sox GM) got together last winter and set up an elaborate, Usual Suspects-esque con? Here’s the [...]

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Okay, let’s talk about Top Chef now. Last week I predicted that Harold, Tiffani, and Leann would make it to the finale, and the hysterical Dave would be ousted. Anyone who watched on Wednesday knows that I was wrong. Dave stepped up to the plate with some sort of goofy macaroni and cheese thing and [...]

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My most important and difficult final of the year is tomorrow afternoon. But that’s not going to stop me from watching Top Chef tonight.

I don’t know if anyone else in the world watches this show, but I’m shamelessly addicted. Basically, Top Chef is a generic Apprentice clone about cooking. It’s filled with artless product placement [...]

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I long ago decided that David Sedaris was great at writing the same hilarious book over and over and over and over until all you want to do is punch him in the face and tell him to move on.

Well, I think he finally moved on. This New Yorker piece is hilarious. I LOLed, for [...]

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