Any article that quotes Toby Keith is guaranteed garbage.

Date May 31, 2006

DC students sabotage their chances at ever touching a woman again.Jentz points to Moniello. “He’s been an author.”

Moniello grins. “I’ve written a few books.”

Books, plural? At age 22?

“Hey, you only have a couple of minutes to make an impression,” Moniello continues. “So if you have to save a baby seal from an oil spill in [...]