The Top Chef finale is tonight at 10EST. Watch as Dave gets upset and self-destructs. See Tiffani make snide remarks about her superiority. Observe Harold’s haughty confidence and filthy language. It’s going to be awesome.

My prediction: Tiffani over Harold in the most outrageous injustice in the history of cable television.

Also, if you missed last week’s reunion show, you should definitely try to catch it at 9 tonight, because it was hilaaaaaaaaaaaarious. The best part is when Tiffani tries to steal Dave’s present, but there’s so much more to it. Very enjoyable.