DC students sabotage their chances at ever touching a woman again.Jentz points to Moniello. “He’s been an author.”

Moniello grins. “I’ve written a few books.”

Books, plural? At age 22?

“Hey, you only have a couple of minutes to make an impression,” Moniello continues. “So if you have to save a baby seal from an oil spill in [...]

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I’m on my way to DC, where I’ll be until Monday. Updates as warranted.

P.S.: Top Chef finale tonight. I’m sorry guys, I like Harold too, but I think he’s going to have to pack his knives and go.

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The Top Chef finale is tonight at 10EST. Watch as Dave gets upset and self-destructs. See Tiffani make snide remarks about her superiority. Observe Harold’s haughty confidence and filthy language. It’s going to be awesome.

My prediction: Tiffani over Harold in the most outrageous injustice in the history of cable television.

Also, if you missed last week’s [...]

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If you didn’t see the Grey’s Anatomy finale last night (and, for some reason you care), stop reading—SPOILERS AHEAD.

I was browsing the fake blog for a nurse on Grey’s Anatomy this morning and, well, I think I’ll let these comments speak for themselves:Its so sad that Denny dies when izzie layed there i started to [...]

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Links of the day:
I heard they were using pig lungs in Florida to bait the homicidal alligator that had developed a taste for human flesh, but I think they should have used human flavor tofu instead. More effective and more healthy.

I’m moving in August, and I would very much like this knife set. Thanks. [...]

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Etymologically speaking, a dumpling is really just a little dump.

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OMG!

Here’s a bigger version.

[AWV]

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I used to defend Robin Williams, but at this point not only can I not stand him but I can’t, even for the sake of argument, think of any reason anyone could give in his defense. I mean, what is wrong with this man? Does anyone find him funny anymore? Is there any chance of [...]

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