And no, he did not die in the tsunami. Or Katrina.

Listen guys, I desperately need an mp3 of the theme song from John Basedow‘s Fitness Made Simple commercial. Maybe you’re familiar with it?

Lyrics:

He’s John Basedow,
He’s gonna show you how,
To reach your potential,
And turn your, whole life around!
It’s Fitness Made Simple! (unh-hunh!)
Made for real people! (ooh yeah!)
It’s changing real lives!

So yeah, somebody has got to send me this mp3 (and if I could get it as a ringtone that would be SUPER DUPER). It’s hard to see from just the words, which don’t even rhyme, but it’s amazing. Really really good.

Added bonus link: John Basedow tribute video!

Update: you can listen to the song here, and if anybody has Quicktime Pro I think they can save the file (and email it to me).