If you’re curious about my ideal Valentine’s Day, that’s probably about right.

And here’s another tidbit about In-N-Out:A group of drunken pals went to an In-N-Out burger shop on Hallowe’en 2004 and demanded a burger with 100 patties, setting some sort of gluttony record at the burger joint. In-N-Out is justly famous for making excellent fast-food [...]

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• Girl Scout cookies cost $4 per box. FOUR DOLLARS.
• I have been getting Dwight Yoakum and Toby Keith mixed up for years. Maybe because “Dwight” and “Toby” are the worst possible country music names in history. Seriously, though, I know that at least one of these guys loves America and wants to stick a boot in some terrorist ass, but I can never remember which one.

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