Jan 072006
Although a foolproof, cheap, and easy hangover cure was discovered years ago in the verdant jungles of the rainforest, it’s being repressed by the powerful forces of the orange-growing and egg lobbies. With their ill-gotten citrus gains and their yolky influence on American commerce, these sinistral cabals are keeping us all from our deserved happy mornings.
Jerks.
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