Although a foolproof, cheap, and easy hangover cure was discovered years ago in the verdant jungles of the rainforest, it’s being repressed by the powerful forces of the orange-growing and egg lobbies. With their ill-gotten citrus gains and their yolky influence on American commerce, these sinistral cabals are keeping us all from our deserved happy mornings.
Jerks.
Despite being out til 1am and not getting to sleep til 2am, I was up by 7:15 this morning even though football doesn’t start until 4:30 this afternoon. I’m seriously considering spending the interim playing through an entire videogame season (and postseason), hoping to advance my team of choice to the Video Game Superbowl.
Playoff fever…CATCH IT!
Updated 4:04pm EST: I’m predicting a final score of Washington 27, Tampa 13.
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