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Good news, guys. Clinton Portis decided to continue his costumed reign of weirdness today. If you click here you can watch as Portis, “wearing an inflatable coach’s headset, huge false ears, a whistle and black shorts covering an enormous gut,” does his thing in the guise of Coach Janky Spanky. I’ve got to say, it’s not as hilarious as last week’s press conference was, but what it lacks in humor it certainly makes up in utter craziness. I just don’t know what to say.