The Washington Redskins finally put together a win that wasn’t ugly, close, or miraculous yesterday, beating the snot out of a Dallas Cowboys team that looked outmatched on both sides of the ball. Highlights: the Tuna glaring at his punter after a 15 yard wounded duck; Chris Cooley slipping three tackles on his way to his third touchdown of the first half; Fox showing a composite screen of all of Portis’s silly dress-up costumes so far this year (including Southeast Jerome, Sherriff Gonna Getcha, and of course Dr. I Don’t Know).
Of course, next week they have to beat the Giants or it probably won’t matter much, but if nothing else we’ve pretty nearly submarined Dallas’s chances at making the playoffs. But I’ll take a lopsided victory over our fiercest rival and a conference playoff competitor any day.
Related news from Dallas:
Mavericks guard Darrell Armstrong was so happy his beloved Washington Redskins beat the Dallas Cowboys that he grabbed a microphone before Sunday night’s game against the Minnesota Timberwolves and hollered, “How ’bout those Redskins!”
You can click the link for the rest of the story but the summary is: his ineffective coach fined him $1000 for the “offense” and the money will go to charity. Maybe to the therapy bills for Bledsoe and Parcells?
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