Clinton Portis, the starting running back for the Washington Silverbacks, has been fined $20,000 for unauthorized uniform modifications–wrong-colored socks and shoes and a tinted eye shield.
Portis did not know of the fines when he came to his weekly news conference dressed as, he said, “Sheriff Gonna Getcha,” continuing his season-long practice of wearing wacky costumes, win or lose.He stepped in front of the cameras during the team’s lunch break in a long, black wig, a tight Led Zeppelin T-shirt (Portis could not name any of their albums) with a sheriff’s badge stuck to it, oversized sunglasses with bugged-out eyes on the lenses and a leather pouch hanging from his neck.
Why is this the first I’ve heard of his habitual news conference costumes? Who cares that he’s averaging like 1.3 yards per carry? I love this guy.
Incidentally, if you click on that link up there (Washington Silverbacks), you’ll be reminded of how bizarre and dumb it was for the coaching staff to keep LaVar “Uncontrollable Inflicter of Pain” Arrington off the playing field.
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