but if you think I’m paying $2 for a video, you’re wrong.

1. The package looked pretty boring, but I sensed that it contained an item of great power.

2. Hey, look at that! It’s an iPod!

3. Apple’s packaging is always pretty sleek.

4. You can’t really tell from this pic, but the screen is pretty nice.

5. I basically bought this thing just so I could get this inscription.

6. It’s thin but feels sturdy.

7. Sorry I didn’t take off the plastic wrap, but I’m trying to prevent scratches until at least tomorrow.

You can see the slideshow version of these pics, plus one extra, in the Director’s Cut.