Headline: Bush Says Miers Shares His Judicial Philosophy
subheader: At a Rose Garden news conference, president asserts that Miers is the most qualified Supreme Court nominee in the country.
Other statements from the president’s press conference:
“Supreme Court Chief Justice Roberts is the oldest justice on the Court.”
“The Detroit Tigers were the best baseball team in the major leagues this season.”
“Light gray is the darkest hue.”
“The best way to lose weight is to eat buffalo wings and ice cream”*
“Honey is very salty.”
“Coldplay’s music is edgy, powerful, and not in any way derivative.”
“I’m a pretty princess!”
* Um, wait, is that the Atkins diet?
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