I have a brilliant business idea!

I have a brilliant business idea! But I don’t know how to make it make me rich.

Let’s just say that my idea could very easily change the entire way you think about [something]. How do you turn an idea into a real thing? They didn’t teach me that in any of my English classes at liberal arts camp.

I am scared to tell anyone my idea, because if I did couldn’t they steal it, leaving me with nothing? And yes, that includes you, anonymous internet reader, so don’t even TRY to get me to spill the beans. What would you do if you had an idea as great as mine obviously is, but no means or knowledge of how to turn it into an unexhaustible supply of spending money?

note: I am sort of serious but exaggerating for effect. That’s called hyperbole. I have a pretty great idea, but it’s probably not so good that it will change the way anybody thinks about anything. It involves clothing–not ironic t-shirts, believe it or not–and I think it’s a really good idea!

Also, did any of you download that music I posted last week? If you haven’t yet, I think you should. And then you should buy the albums.